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Storeroom: (n.) The distance required between the
supermarket aisles so children in shopping carts can’t
quite reach anything.
Family Planning: (n.) The art of spacing your children
the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of
financial disaster.
Dumbwaiter: (n.) A server who asks if the kids would
care to order dessert.
Sterilize: (v.) What you do to your first baby’s pacifier by
boiling it; and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it
and wiping it with saliva.
Feedback: (n.) The inevitable result when the baby doesn’t
appreciate the strained carrots.
Top Bunk: (n.) Where you should never put a child
wearing Superman jammies.
Full Name: (n.) What you call your child when
you’re mad.
Grandparents: (n.) The people who think your children
are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising
them right.
Hearsay: (v.) What toddlers do when anyone mutters a
dirty word.
Independent: (adj.) How we want our children to be for
as long as they do everything we say.
Puddle: (n.) A small body of water that draws other small
bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Show Off: (n.) A child who is more talented than yours.
Two-Minute Warning: (n.) When a baby’s face turns red
and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. n
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