Dentaltown June 2015 - (Page 96)

dentally incorrect feature Summer Sizzle Summer is here! If you're in a part of the country that gets lovely summer weather, you're probably glad. If you live in an area that gets drenched with humidity or frequently exceeds 110 degrees, you're probably not. Either way, get ready for more patients cracking their teeth on ice and showing up with popsiclestained tongues. Summer has arrived, and so have the seasonal jokes. Deep summer is when laziness ﬁnds Let a man walk 10 miles steadily on a hot respectability. ~ Sam Keen summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented. How do you prevent a summer cold? ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton Catch it in winter! ~ Dentaltown staﬀ With school out, teens are looking for jobs, things People take pictures of the summer, just in case like lifeguards. But L.A. public pools do not have someone thought they had missed it, and to lifeguards. We have life coaches. If they see you prove that it really existed. ~ Ray Davies struggling in the water, they say, "Are you happy with the decisions you're making?" Then they give you a pamphlet for a yoga studio. ~ Craig Ferguson Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me oﬀ! I'll go over to a little baby and say, "What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!" ~ Steven Wright Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work 13 times an hour, she can hurt you. ~ Erma Bombeck During the year, our schools are busy slashing P.E. and recess to make more time for math. During the summer, we get ourselves worked into a tizzy that our children will forget their fractions. ~ Darell Hammond What's another word for the humor of Dentally Incorrect during the heat of summer? Popcorn! ■ FREE FACTS, circle 11 on card 96 JUNE 2015 // dentaltown.com http://www.dentaltown.com

Table of Contents for the Digital Edition of Dentaltown June 2015

On Dentaltown.com
Howard Speaks: Dentists: Let's Band Together to Improve Public Health
Professional Courtesy: The Appointment is Broken and You Can't Fix It
Continuing Education Update
Poll
Forensic Odontology: Solving Crimes One Tooth at a Time
Routine Equipment Maintenance and Checklist
Minimally Invasive Approach: Implant Prosthetics and Aesthetics of a Lateral Incisor
Electric Toothbrushes: The Benefits of Tech
OFFICE VISIT: The Ninja Dentist Reveals Her Training Ground
The Best 401(k) Plan: Pooled or Participant-Directed?
The State of Little Teeth: Answers About the ACA and Access to Care for Children
How to Successfully Administer Insurance in Your Practice
Continuing Education: Slow-Growing Nodule of the Hard Palat: Differential Diagnosis and Management
Corporate Profile: DentalMarketing.net: Maximizing the ROI of Your Practice
Products in Practice: Ivoclar Vivadent
Disney for Dentists: How Walt’s Principles Can Improve Your Cash Flow
Burnout: The Dental Pain No One Mentions
New Products
Ad Index
Improve Care, Increase Revenue: The Case for Midlevel Providers
How to Calculate Maximum Dosages of Lidocaine and Articaine Anesthetic
Not Your Everyday Oral Pathology Lesion
Overcoming the Entrepreneurial Conundrum
Dentally Incorrect

Dentaltown June 2015