NYLON - September 2008 - (Page 70) NOTHING REALLY MATTERS SEINFELD’S MOST MEMORABLE, READ HILARIOUS, MOMENTS. PHILLIP BAKER HALL AS JOE BOOKMAN, LIBRARY DETECTIVE. “This is about that kid’s right to read a book without getting his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld. Maybe that’s how you get your kicks, you and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for you, joy-boy: Party time is over.” BUBBLE BOY LOSES TO GEORGE ON A TECHNICALITY The plastic cocoon may protect our boy from germs, but not from typos. KRAMER MODELS FOR CALVIN KLEIN Marky Mark’s abs may have been sculpted, but Cosmo’s “buttocks are sublime.” JERRY CUSSES A KID OUT Possibly the greatest line delivered to a child in the history of prime time television, “What the fuck are you doing, you little shit?” DEALER If for no other reason than Michael Richards downs a whole beer while smoking a cigarette. GEORGE DOES THE OPPOSITE “My name is KRAMER POSES AS A COKE George, I’m unemployed and I live with my parents.” DENTIST OFFICE ORGY Tim Whatley shuns children for Penthouse, laughing gas, and possible sexual exploits, but Elaine puts it in perspective, “So you were violated by two people while you were under the gas. So what? You’re single.” RYE There’s one thing more pathetic than taking candy from a baby and that’s stealing bread from an old woman. KRAMER GETS A REAL JOB JERRY STEALING A MARBLE Jerry: “So what are you doing down there?” Kramer: “You know, TCB. Taking care of business.” Jerry: “What’s in the briefcase?” Kramer: “Crackers.” ELAINE DANCING A full body heave set to music. a giant metal pole and a wrestling match is worth looking into. ROBERT WAGNER FESTIVUS Any holiday with “You anti-dentite, bastard.” JARED FLINT haute stuff stuff f trunk show television by samsung, $2,799. HERE’S ONE TAXICAB CONFESSION NOT TO BE ASHAMED OF. PHOTOGRAPHED BY HENRY HARGREAVES ES S 70 seinfeld still courtesy of the everett collection.
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