self-titled - no. 1 - (Page 18) ponders the majesty of beards. On why beards rule Les Savy Fav’s Tim Harrington People like furry things—dogs, cats, those hairy horses from Indonesia. The problem with most furry things is that you have to feed them, and they poo, and you can’t take them with you to cuddle all the time. My beard is my perfect pet. Also, it hides my ugly face. On the one time he accidentally shaved off his man mask I was trying to shave my head and leave my beard like a pirate, but things got crazy. It felt dirty, like an adult man with cleanly shaved genitals. On advising his son in the ways of hirsute facehood I had intended to encourage him do whatever he wants in all aspects of his style life, but I realized that I’ve not showed him how to shave or even shaved him myself. Is this omission a form of manipulation? Is not showing a young man how to shave the same as making him grow a beard? I mean, he’s a year old already as told to austin l. ray The Teenagers present five essential French phrases for stupid Americans traveling in Paris. Say this: J’aime ta chatte. Pronunciation: Jem ta shat. Usage: If you meet a nice girl at a French bar or club, just go to see her and say this. We’re sure something funny will happen. Say this: Ou est la discothèque? Pronunciation: Ou a la discotek. Usage: When you’re drunk and lost in the streets, just say this to find the next place to go. Say this: J’adore les teenagers. Pronunciation: Jadore le teenagers. Usage: For our promo, you can tell that to all the people you meet, but be careful they don’t think you’re a paedo. Say this: Les Américains sont débiles. Pronunciation: Le Americain son daibiles. Usage: This means “I’m American, and I’m smart.” Say this: C’est quoi ton projet? Pronunciation: Say kwa ton projet. Usage: It means nothing and everything. Just tell that to people you meet. With any luck, they will find you funny. http://www.lessavyfav.com http://www.theteenagers.net
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