CHI - Summer 2008 - (Page 70) Spring brings new beginnings and welcome changes. horoscope leo July 23-August 22 aries March 21-April 19 Your plans to hand off a major business deal or other key responsibilities have not panned out and so you’re still in the hot seat. But the truth is, you like it there. Crank up the temperature with a red-hot manicure on short, tapered nails, and pick up glints of cranberry or burgundy in your hair, especially around your fiery eyes. Shake that mane, girlfriend! Like all Fire signs, you radiate intense inner heat and energy—this spring more than ever. Small wonder you never leave home without your blow dryer, which easily gives you big, bigger, big-as-all-Texas hair! While the leonine style suits you, be sure that your hair is never higher than the width of your whiskers; otherwise, you may get stuck in a revolving door! taurus April 20-May 20 Spring seems especially poignant when you’re at loose ends, so be on guard against melancholy. Getting off the couch might help, and so would a sharp new ‘do. Lately you’ve toyed with letting your locks go long, but this seems to sap precious energy. Short, spiked (get a good sculpting gel or paste), and brilliantly blonde is the best way to energize yourself as your birthday approaches. virgo August 23-September 22 You’re crisp, efficient, perfectly alphabetized and practically perfect in every way. However, there is no time like spring to get a little crazy. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, and perhaps you should let them do the same to your perfect bob. Live dangerously and let your hair stylist muss it up a little—maybe an asymmetrical fringe or a daring highlight or two—and see what develops. gemini May 21-June 21 You are the galaxy’s greatest salesperson, but have you oversold yourself a bit too much? If so, get up to speed and fast before that no-nonsense colleague calls your bluff. This is a season of reckoning for you, so take a few classes, learn the ropes. You’re feeling fragile, so guard your hands against repetition-injury, and keep your locks pliant with conditioner, especially if you’re into curls. libra September 23-October 22 You’ve never been one for lavish displays of emotion, yet lately you’re filled with yearning. Or is it regret for an opportunity missed? Invest in some deep-tissue massages with aromatherapy oils; you may be surprised by the heartfelt emotional release this combination invites. Perhaps you’ll find yourself picking up the phone to beg for a second (or third, or fourth) chance with a soul-mate who reluctantly let you go. cancer June 22-July 22 These days, you really put the “crusty” in crustacean, but not in a bad way. Like the hermit crab itself, you’re simply hiding out in a nice, dark hole, waiting for a sea-change to wash over you. Just make sure to keep your roots touched up and your split ends trimmed so that when you re-emerge, you don’t scare the squid. scorpio October 23-November 21 You sexy thing. You’ve always been the one smirking around the office on Monday morning, thinking about the new tattoo you got Saturday night. Right now, it appears that you’ve settled into a nice, ordinary life—no drama, no broken windows. Well, your secret is safe with us. But don’t let yourself get too bored. If you’re not up for a new piercing, at least try some individually applied false eyelashes to give life in the cubicle a bit of edge. 70 Volume IV, Issue 15
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