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Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
– Bill Vaughan
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.
– Dave Beard
Year. The habit of making I made no resolutions for the New h and molding my life, is too muc plans, of criticizing, sanctioning of a daily event for me.
– Anaïs Nin
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
– Oscar Wilde
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average – which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution.
– Jay Leno
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!
– Joey Adams
New Year’s Day: Now is the acce pted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
– Mark Twain
It wouldn’t be Ne w Year’s if I did n’t have regrets.
– William Thomas
Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that. n
– Judith Crist
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