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Christmas is a baby shower that went
totally overboard.
- Andy Borowitz
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people
only once a year.
- Victor Borge
My husband's idea of getting the Christmas
spirit is to become Scrooge.
- Melanie White
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season,
a deeply religious time that each of us observes,
in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
- Dave Barry
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer,
and receipts for all major purchases.
- Bridger Winegar
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot
have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This
wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't
find three wise men and a virgin.
- Jay Leno
There are three stages of man: he believes in
Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus;
he is Santa Claus.
- Bob Phillips
Merry Christmas, nearly everybody!
- Ogden Nash
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