Dentaltown April 2016 - (Page 112)

dentally incorrect feature April is National Poetry Month, so for dental poems we began to hunt, only stopping for an unplanned brunch, and again once more for a scheduled lunch. But then, sometime after all that munch, to the message boards we went, front to back, until we found these gems, fit for a plaque. These hail from a popular message-board thread on Dentaltown titled "Dental Haiku." Sure, some of them might not follow the rules of haikus by the syllable, but we love them anyway. After all, you're dentists, not poets. ■ Pepsi-drinking punk. "I brush and floss all the time." Mountain Dew toothpaste? - hudley Old-lady patient, judging from the smell, lives with lots of cats. - amk87 Beautiful veneers. Her eyes glisten with joy tears. This makes me happy. - clivus Tooth is split in half. Always the same story here. "I was eating bread." - windmill "I want a denture." Alginate impressions first. "This stuff tastes like crap." - !!!! Ice, empty morning. We'll clean out the messy lab. Some good come of it. - drwillie Dental assisting. It's oh so fun, suctioning out spit all day long. - DAgirl Cowhorn forceps plus eight Vicodin I trade for your first molar - kmhaemigdds Summer is too hot. Cannot come to work naked. Although appealing. - gverkamp FREE FACTS, circle 36 on card 112 APRIL 2016 // dentaltown.com Elevate, forceps. No problem. A closer look ... Where's the damned root tip? - bridges http://www.dentaltown.com

Table of Contents for the Digital Edition of Dentaltown April 2016

On Dentaltown.com
HOWARD SPEAKS: Lessons from Asia
PROFESSIONAL COURTESY: Today’s Active Topics
Continuing Education Update
Industry News
Love It!
Poll
What Do You Use to Calculate Offi ce Metrics?
When’s the Last Time You Googled Your Practice?
How is My Curing Different From Pulse Curing?
OFFICE VISIT: Family Ties
Breaking the Cookie Cutter: Finding Our Way Back to Individuality with Shape, Form and Texture
Choose Your Weapon: Finding the Best Fluoride Option for Your Patient
(Your Own) Practice, Made Perfect
Braces vs. Aligners: The Science of Picking the Best Appliance
You Be the Judge: The Case of the Lazy X-Rays
Product Profile: Premier
Principles of Flap Design and Closure
Any More Tips on This Extraction?
Dentistry’s Great Marketing Untruths
Product Profile: CreoDent Prosthetics
Product Profile: Ivoclar Vivadent
You Should Know: Dental Planet
New Products
Ad Index
Bio-Minimalism: Trends and Transitions in Endodontics
Material Classifi cation and Shade Selection Protocol for All-Ceramic Restorations
Dentally Incorrect

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