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dentally
incorrect

Rimshot-Worthy Throwaway Dental Jokes
I told my
hygienist that
the new associate
is nearly deaf, so she
should speak loudly and slowly. I told my new
associate that my hygienist has a severe
speech impediment. And now we wait. ...
My first assistant left me because, according
to her, I'd never turn my struggling practice
around. Fifteen years later, I have only one
thing to say to her: "Lucky guess."
Office managers are like boomerangs. I hope.

The doctor notices that one of his employees
shows up to work half an hour late. "You
should've been here at 8:30," he says. "Why?"
asks the employee. "What happened at 8:30?"

Dentist: "Assistant, get in here, quick!
We're doing brain surgery!"
Assistant: "What? Why in the world are we-"
Dentist: "The drill slipped."

My grandfather had the teeth of a saltwater
crocodile ... and a lifetime ban from the local
zoo.

Hearing certain music can really take you
places. For instance, my staff is playing
Taylor Swift over the PA, so now I'm going
somewhere else.

To the dental-phobic, heavily sedated patient
last seen crawling out of the operatory:
You can hide, but you can't run.
I've never been the best with pediatric
patients, and today was no exception. This
anti-vaxxer mom couldn't keep her 4-year-old
from bursting into tears during the consult. I
suggested it could be a midlife crisis.

humor with bite

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Patient: "What's the Wi-Fi password?"
Receptionist: "You need to schedule
a cleaning first."
Patient: "OK, I'll come in tomorrow morning."
Receptionist: "Perfect. We have you scheduled."
Patient: "So ... what's the Wi-Fi password?"
Receptionist: "youneedtoscheduleacleaningfirst.
No spaces. All lowercase."


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