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Fact or
Unfortunate
Fiction of 2020?
And we're back and happy to see you, devoted Dentally Incorrect
fans. How long has it been? This year has just flown by ... like an
anvil. In this age where Bill Murray's Groundhog Day T-boned
Stephen King's The Stand, a little humor is a sweet salve.
Take a look at these short stories and decide for yourself if it's
absolute fiction or another unfortunate truth fitting of 2020.
1. A Florida sheriff lavished a luxury office space with money
taken from "the bad guys," at a cost of $35,000 a month (on a
four-year lease).
2. The Mississippi Department of Archives and History walked
back one of the 147 proposed designs for the new state flag.
The giant silhouette of a mosquito depicted at the center of
the popular "hospitality flag" was never supposed to be an
option, even if it is the best one.

3. In Michigan, a state-owned drone was downed by a bald
eagle and sent to the bottom of Lake Michigan. The drone
was being used to "document shoreline erosion," apparently.
The bird, which unrelatedly has long been a symbol of
American freedoms, wasn't buying it.
4. Germany twofer! 1. A fox has stolen more than 100 shoes in
Berlin, where citizens apparently leave their shoes outside a
lot and never learn. 2. A closed-down circus turned to selling
jars of lion poop as fertilizer for local gardeners wanting to be
kings of their mini jungles.
5. A man in Idaho set a world record for most balloons popped
with thrown chopsticks: 40. The man, who originally set the
record at 28, came out of retirement to break the previous
record of 36. (We're willing to sponsor a chopstick cage
match to the death if the two want to settle things once and
for all.)
6. The FDA is considering new guidelines for drinks with the
word "milk" in them, saying, among other amazing things,
"An almond doesn't lactate." ■
These are all true! (Except for the cage match thing.)

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