Dentaltown August 2021 - 72

DAILY BUGLE
dentally
incorrect
ALL THE NEWS THAT'S
FUN TO PRINT*
Dental Student Goes Viral
for Pregnancy Predictions
Popular video sharing social networking
service TikTok, otherwise known as the
latest trend in shortening attention spans
and increasing conceit, has a new star: a
dental student who claims she can tell if a
patient is expecting.
" Sure, I could just pinpoint the common
traits, like increased gingivitis, but
my method is much more effective, " she said
to her 14,000 followers. " I just go through
their phones. "
humor with bite
Salt Lake Doc Saves Day
A Utah dentist noticed something odd
during a routine procedure when a Chevrolet
Suburban outside his offi ce was quickly fi lling
with smoke. At fi rst, the doctor dismissed
what he saw as just some kids vaping like
crazy-until fi re started to emerge from the
vents. Armed with a fi re extinguisher, the
doc rushed out and helped subdue the blaze.
" Sad part is, this isn't even in the top fi ve
of crazy things I've done trying to get new
patients in the door, " the doctor admitted.
" Honestly, when I learned the family I helped
preferred the corporate practice down the
block, I considered stuffi ng them back in the
smoldering heap. "
* This parody page is inspired by real events,
though any similarity to actual persons or
events is purely coincidental convenient.
(The fi rst part of each entry is real; what
appears in italics underneath is not.)
Cosmetic Requests Rise
as Pandemic Falls
Dentists are seeing a 47% increase in
tooth whitening this year compared with
this time last year, and the lack of masks
could be a direct correlation to the newfound
attention patients are paying to the white
(or lack thereof) in their smiles.
One patient, who preferred to stay anonymous
and avoid being tagged in unfl attering
social media posts, said, " My dentist was booked
for weeks out, when before I could drive by his
offi ce and he'd jump on the hood of my car,
begging me to come in. "
Pop-Up Ortho Shop Shut Down
Police in a small Louisiana town raided a
woman's home and found she was unlawfully
practicing orthodontics, according to a press
release from the St. Bernard Sheriff's Offi ce
(which totally missed a great branding
opportunity of having the dog from Beethoven
as the precinct's social media mascot).
" It's just brackets, glue and rubber bands, "
the woman said to police, a comment some
experts think was heard by every orthodontist
within a three-mile radius. Meanwhile, a few
local dentists who had referred patients to the
woman thought her results " weren't half bad. "
72 AUGUST 2021 // dentaltown.com
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