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MILL CREEK STORIES

Art Deal
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Wherein man's best friend goes rogue.

By MOLLY DUGGER BRENNAN | Illustration by JANETTE SPENCER

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or this story to make any sense, you're going to
have to understand one of my dirty little secrets.
The flat surfaces in my house are my cleaning
kryptonite. I organize. I rearrange. I turn my
back for two seconds and boom, an explosion
of papers, bags, and water bottles, falling all over
each other playing king of the hill on all my
tables and counters. I know what you're thinking. Why
doesn't she just make the kids put their stuff away? Great
idea. That would probably work if I'd had kids.
Honestly, that might be why this keeps happening. I
never had to be the adult in the room. I never had to set
a good example for children. I mean, I still enjoy my official weekly holiday, No Pants Monday, where I stay in
my pajamas all day long reading and ignoring the world.
I highly recommend it.

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So when exactly was the last time we sat at the dining
room table, my great-grandmother's beautiful, quartersawn oak with carved lion feet table and ate a meal? I
know we used it to do taxes within the last two years. I
know because the file box still sitting there tells me so.
That's definitely not a meal. I think the last time we actually ate at the table was a family gathering before my
daddy passed away and that has been quite a while. I'd
feel guilty about this but I take comfort in the belief that I
am a member of a rather large group, the Supper-on-theSofa club.
We eat dinner sitting on the sofa, watching TV. It's
comfortable. It's entertaining. But, it's vulnerable. Anytime you rest a plate of food below chin level of your
dogs, things get complicated. I have Mastiffs and Great
Danes. Everything is below chin level on my dogs. Salads


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