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One happy conundrum of a long and successful marriage.
By MOLLY DUGGER BRENNAN | Art by JOSEPH MACKARETH

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either my husband Patrick nor I have any
real urgent needs. Well, none that can be gift
wrapped. I mean I would love to have a right
knee that wasn't as cranky as a junkyard dog
but we're not putting a bow on that. Patrick
would love to have a retirement island with
a light breeze and sunny days, and that's the
reason I buy lottery tickets. I cannot imagine we're going to be unwrapping that dream anytime soon.
What do you want for your birthday? Our anniversary is coming up. Any thoughts? What do you want
for Christmas? I don't know. So holidays and birthdays
are a bit of a conundrum for us now. What to give a
person who instead really needs to hire a dumpster and
clear out a bunch of stuff, not bring more things into

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the house. What will be useful and appreciated? It's a
stumper, all right.
I have always refused gifts that are "dustibles." That's
something that's sold as a collectible, but really ends
up being a dustible. I am pretty particular about not
getting anything that adds to my chore list unless it's
a puppy. I dread getting a gift that has a plug, because
often those gifts are chore-adjacent. Don't dare give me
a new vacuum cleaner or crock pot and expect a warm
response. I'm a practical woman, but come on. That's
the adult equivalent of getting underwear as a gift when
you're a kid. I want something to play with, something
fun, something that makes me smile. Hey, I think we've
circled back to a puppy again.
It's not just me. Whenever I ask my husband for gift


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