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vement Awards 2013
Word from the military was that all units were
shipshape for sheets; the website came down
too, after, according to Christley, "the military
harassed the crap out of my webmaster."
AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T SPELL IT
'VAGINA' AWARD
To Radford University, which in June realized it
had handed out nearly 1,500 diplomas over
the previous two years, all issued by "the Commonwealth of Virgina," and then blaming the
problem on a "commercial software upgrade."
BUBBLEBATH AWARD
To the tractor-trailer driver who in July flipped his
rig along I-81 in Botetourt County and dumped
14,000 bottles of dishwasher detergent into the
aptly named Purgatory Creek.
THE
R OANOKER.COM
DUDE, WHAT'S THE WORLD
COMING TO AWARD
To Bedford's Elks National Home, which went
off track in 1999 when it first accepted women,
and then went totally bonkers in 2013 when it
decided to accept non-Elks as well.
WEATHER DUDE BREAKS BAD
AWARD
To normally mild-mannered Roanoke Times
weather columnist Kevin Myatt, who in a June
column (perhaps heated up a little by the oneyear anniversary of the 2012 derecho), took
the Storm Prediction Center to task for letting the
term "derecho" remain "a little squishy," and his
reaction to their tweet to him that they were not
sure about the definition: "Then come up with
one, SPC," Myatt began the close to his column.
"You are the authority on the matter. Don't leave
us flopping in the wind."
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Roanoker - March 2014
Contents
The 360
The Network
The Flavor
The Gossip
The Gist
The Look
Dudes! and What it Means to Be One
Three More Dudes
Top 10 Annoying Dude Traits and How to Overcome Them
Dude-Dubious: The Awards for Questionable Achievement
The Lady in Black
and Her Harassment
of Dudes
Man Caves, Roanoke Style
Carvins Cove at 70
Dude Eats: Jack Brown's
The Dish
The Perfect Weekend
The Roanoker - March 2014 - Intro
The Roanoker - March 2014 - Roanoker - March 2014
The Roanoker - March 2014 - Cover2
The Roanoker - March 2014 - 3
The Roanoker - March 2014 - Contents
The Roanoker - March 2014 - 5
The Roanoker - March 2014 - The 360
The Roanoker - March 2014 - The Network
The Roanoker - March 2014 - The Flavor
The Roanoker - March 2014 - The Gossip
The Roanoker - March 2014 - The Gist
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The Roanoker - March 2014 - The Look
The Roanoker - March 2014 - Dudes! and What it Means to Be One
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The Roanoker - March 2014 - 20
The Roanoker - March 2014 - Three More Dudes
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The Roanoker - March 2014 - 23
The Roanoker - March 2014 - Top 10 Annoying Dude Traits and How to Overcome Them
The Roanoker - March 2014 - 25
The Roanoker - March 2014 - Dude-Dubious: The Awards for Questionable Achievement
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The Roanoker - March 2014 - The Lady in Black
and Her Harassment
of Dudes
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The Roanoker - March 2014 - Man Caves, Roanoke Style
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The Roanoker - March 2014 - Carvins Cove at 70
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The Roanoker - March 2014 - The Dish
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