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Dude-Dubious Achiev
WAS IT MAYBE AN ADAM
SANDLER MOVIE?
SINGIN' THEM EMPTY BLUE
RIDGE PARKWAY CAMPSITE
Two Virginia Beach men were arrested in March BLUES
for wearing clown masks into a movie theater
and frightening movie-watchers.
AND HEY, THIS IS HOW THE
CHINESE INVASION IS GOING
DOWN
The year 2013 saw not only the Chinese takeover of Smithfield Foods, but also a five-year
agreement for Chateau Morrisette to sell thousands of cases of wine to the Red Menace. The
TT and the Weiner Stand could be next.
The January release of the Blue Ridge Parkway's
first-ever General Management Plan, which took
a decade to create, left the long-limboed and
still-crumbling Roanoke Mountain Campground
limboing even lower, as the plan said yes, the
campground will be converted to day use and
no, we don't have a clue when because it will
cost $3 million that we don't have and don't see
when we'll ever get.
HEY, MAYBE THAT'S WHY
NOBODY MUCH WENT ON THE
PARKWAY DURING 2013
Visitation on the 469-mile Blue Ridge Parkway,
which runs through our back yard, totaled just
12.9 million during 2013, the lowest total since
the invention of the automobile . . . OK, the lowest since 1979's 11.7 million.
TV WARS, ROANOKE STYLE
The summer-long battle between Channel 10
and Dish Network over a retransmission agreement reached perhaps its low point when Dish
took out a full-page ad in the newspaper urging readers to "call the [Channel 10] Station
Manager, Leesa Wilcher, at 540-981-9110."
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Roanoker - March 2014
Contents
The 360
The Network
The Flavor
The Gossip
The Gist
The Look
Dudes! and What it Means to Be One
Three More Dudes
Top 10 Annoying Dude Traits and How to Overcome Them
Dude-Dubious: The Awards for Questionable Achievement
The Lady in Black
and Her Harassment
of Dudes
Man Caves, Roanoke Style
Carvins Cove at 70
Dude Eats: Jack Brown's
The Dish
The Perfect Weekend
The Roanoker - March 2014 - Intro
The Roanoker - March 2014 - Roanoker - March 2014
The Roanoker - March 2014 - Cover2
The Roanoker - March 2014 - 3
The Roanoker - March 2014 - Contents
The Roanoker - March 2014 - 5
The Roanoker - March 2014 - The 360
The Roanoker - March 2014 - The Network
The Roanoker - March 2014 - The Flavor
The Roanoker - March 2014 - The Gossip
The Roanoker - March 2014 - The Gist
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The Roanoker - March 2014 - The Look
The Roanoker - March 2014 - Dudes! and What it Means to Be One
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The Roanoker - March 2014 - 20
The Roanoker - March 2014 - Three More Dudes
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The Roanoker - March 2014 - 23
The Roanoker - March 2014 - Top 10 Annoying Dude Traits and How to Overcome Them
The Roanoker - March 2014 - 25
The Roanoker - March 2014 - Dude-Dubious: The Awards for Questionable Achievement
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The Roanoker - March 2014 - The Lady in Black
and Her Harassment
of Dudes
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The Roanoker - March 2014 - Man Caves, Roanoke Style
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The Roanoker - March 2014 - Carvins Cove at 70
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The Roanoker - March 2014 - The Dish
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The Roanoker - March 2014 - The Perfect Weekend
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