Rural Water - Quarter 3, 2009 - (Page 48) Throwing My Loop… Now and Then There’s a Fool Such As I… BY MICHAEL JOHNSON ONCE I RECEIVED a letter informing me I had been nominated to attend a business seminar in Boston. “Hmpf,” I thought to myself. “I’ll get out of this in short order.” I knew exactly where to go and whom to talk with to rectify this stupid mistake. My boss. I really liked this guy. He was down to earth and he liked me, as well. I marched into his office and said, “Some higher-up doofus in the company has scheduled me for this worthless training in Massachusetts. I’m hoping you can get me out of it. First of all, I don’t have time to go, secondly, the training will be a complete waste of time. Anyone could see that by reading the brochure. So, can you fi x it?” I asked with a smug smile on my face. “Yes,” he said. “Great,” I said. “Well, gotta go. Lots to do.” Just as I was leaving, he said, “Michael…?” “Yes, sir?” “I was the higher-up doofus that scheduled this training for you. I was hoping you could go gather 48 • Third Quarter 2009 Table of Contents for the Digital Edition of Rural Water - Quarter 3, 2009 Rural Water - Quarter 3, 2009 Contents From the President Emergency Response is More Than Just a Plan December 3, 2007: A Flood to Remember Rural Water Experts Certified at Emergency Response Training Wastwater System Recovery Aided by Missouri Rural Water Association USDA's Rural Water Initiatives - A Grand Enterprise Regulatory Update Throwing My Loop Index to Advertisers Advertisers.com From the CEO Rural Water - Quarter 3, 2009 http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/naylor/NRWQ0412 http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/naylor/NRWQ0312 http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/naylor/NRWQ0212 http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/naylor/NRWQ0112 http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/naylor/NRWQ0411 http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/naylor/NRWQ0311 http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/naylor/NRWQ0211 http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/naylor/NRWQ0111 http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/naylor/NRWQ0410 http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/naylor/NRWQ0310 http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/naylor/NRWQ0210 http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/naylor/NRWQ0110 http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/naylor/NRWQ0409 http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/naylor/NRWQ0309 http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/naylor/NRWQ0209 http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/naylor/NRWQ0109 http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/naylor/NRWQ0408 http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/naylor/NRWQ0308 http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/naylor/NRWQ0208 http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/naylor/NRWQ0108 http://www.nxtbookMEDIA.com
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