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blast the air conditioning in the winter and high heat in summer.
If you ask for the ground floor, you're guaranteed an upstairs
room farthest from the parking lot, up a flight of stairs where
you'll have to carry sensitive dogs that couldn't possibly walk on
the charming mid-century open tread steps where you can see
all the way through to the ground.
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But there are bonuses. Number one being, it's cheap and it
takes dogs.You can pretend there's a fancy Oprah spa retreat
ambiance if you shut your eyes and keep a pillow wrapped over
your head. The chance of being stabbed in the shower is pretty
slim since your dogs are all there, bounding from bed to bed in
dog happy glee, so shower away, even though the water pressure is holding fast at a trickle, and hot may not be an option.
And you meet new night friends on your motel stays such as
the giant fur-coat man in dark glasses who rides his Christmas
light wrapped bike slowly back and forth across the parking
lot. "Evening," he croons, on his third pass across. "Anything I
can get you tonight?" Walking dogs in dark parking lots in the
middle of the night, you get acquainted with vampire types who
you might not run across in the light of day.
Dogs seem to pick overnights at trials for the surefire witching
hour of 3 am barfing, maybe too many treats the day before, or
they drank an entire plastic ice bin full of water in one gulp before bed. Because, motel water, amazing!
We've met various mini-dress ladies on a freezing cold night,
chatting it up right outside my room. Leopard print is still in,
even in the dead of winter, at cheap motels. "Oh, my God! What
cute dogs!" they exclaim, way too loud for 3 am. So much eyeliner and so few clothes for such a cold night. I feel overdressed
and under accessorized in jammies and all the jackets. There's
petting and squealing. Banksy and Gustavo are always thrilled to
make new friends, anytime, day or night.
"This one has to barf," I say, as the barfer's telltale pre-heaving
signs begin, the whole reason we're out here in what feels Antarctic. "Maybe you guys can hang out down there?" I ask, pointing to anywhere but in front of my room.
They toss their big hair back and laugh. One of them lights up
a smoke, they don't budge. This is their spot. I'm pretty sure
they've been here before, maybe every night. I shrug and drag
the dog train along. They're still there cackling when I come
back. I just put the pillow over my head and go back to sleep.
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